Timelines

Timelines are a various events that exist throughout the multiverse and are a cause of major events happening in the multiverse that alter the course of history.

Melee-before Times (MBT)
The Melee-Before Times, or "MBT", is set in the far past where Kraig and the Wintch are locked in battle for the power of the White pill. Throughout the battle, The Wintch and Kraig send their most trusted minions to capture said pill, but always failing in the process due to their minions being overtaken by the power of the white pill and turning against their master due to the cleansing of their soul. The Melee-before Times, or "MBT", splits off into the "Black Conquered" and "Black Conquers" timeline.

Jesus is King Incident
The Jesus is King Incident is a very fucked up incident. It starts with George Lucas summoning Nolan to create Filmera 5. However, Kanye West morphs from his blue form into present Kanye after hearing this and is dead set on selling his record "Jesus is King" available on ITunes and Spotify to listen and sing along with. George is very pissed off at Kanye but before he can do anything, JJ Abrams shows up and is a huge fan of Kanye, but calls Kanye "his favorite negro" which upsets Kanye very much. Without hesitation, George Lucas kills JJ Abrams with his finger blaster. Kanye is very upset at George for killing his only fan and shoot his Kanye Cannon at him, but is surprised to see that the beam was blocked by non other than Raj. With Serpent in tow, Raj uses his Raj Energy on Kanye, killing him instantly. George thanks Raj, and Raj and Serpent zip away to continue their dimension hopping adventure.

China Conflict
The China Conflict is a very messy conflict in the saga but is also really awesome because it stars famous youtuber Angry Video Game Nerd, or "AVGN" or "James Rofle". The conflict begins with Motherfucker Mike asking James Rolfe if he can suck on his china, the precursor to china catastrophe. Rolfe is obviously aggravated, and asks motherfucker Mike if he can fuck off. However, hearing this, Chris Bores jumps in on the fray and wants to suck on Mike's big, horse hung china. Evil Gamer then is summoned and is suspicious of Chris' intentions, but Raj joins in quickly but runs away. James Rolfe is very upset at everybody and takes out his Video Game Blaster and shoots Chris through the chest, killing him instantly. Nostalgia Critic and Chris Jr. are very upset about this, but Chris rejoins the fray after escaping heaven. After persuading Chris with his massive, horse sized china, Mike tricks Chris by revealing he is actually the Joker, or the "Clown Prince of Crime". AVGN and Chris are extremely upset, and AVGN turns into Batman and Chris turns into the Baft and they beat the shit out of clown mike. In order to finish Joker Mike, Nostalgia Critic uses his Nostalgia Gun and AVGN uses his signature Power Glove to kill Mike, but they fail and only damage him. Raj and Serpent rejoin the battle, but the Nostalgia Critic is surprised by them and shoots Raj with his Nostalgia Gun, but doesn't even phase Raj. Nostalgia Critic then turns to Chris and shoots him with his Nostalgia Gun, but this only makes Chris stronger, leaving James and the Nostalgia Critic dumbfounded. Raj then attempts to give Mike the cheese touch, but Mike dodges. This really pisses off the Nostalgia Critic, and he turns into his Creepypasta form. Using an ancient incantation, the Nostalgia Critic turns Raj to dust, killing him. AVGN then suits up in his NES Armor and Mike dawns his Bugs Bunny outfit and a large battle is fought. After the battle, Mike and James begin to become friends again, but Chris interrupts them and eats Mike. James is enraged and with the power of his SNES Bazooka and Super Mecha Death-Christ 2.0 Version Beta, they kill Chris but cause a universal implosion, creating a new big bang.

Black Conquers
The Black Conquers timeline is one of the most serious and darkest and evil timelines of them all. This Timeline occurs after the Kraig defeats Cosmic Mike and Rainbow Penis in the final battle. After this, Kraig takes the power of the White Pill and the Black Pill and creates his own world devoid of good stuff. The Wintch, however, was not killed because she was too busy stoned as HELL off the Green Pill. After discovering that the world has changed due to evil and ugly ass Kraig, the Wintch assumes a new role, the Yeezus Wintch, and goes on a daring journey to destroy Kraig and restore order. After fighting through Kraig's disgusting minions of evil, she faces the enlarged lizard himself, Kraig. The Yeezus Wintch defeats him, and now has the power to shape reality as she knows it. However, she realizes that as long as the White Pill and the Black Pill exists, evil and good will fight for all eternity, repeating this for all eternity. So, in her power, she destroys the Black Pill and the White Pill, creating a world where on the Green Pill exists so all humanity and divine entities could boof up and have a good time.